tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34103605216646073382012-02-04T06:38:49.162-08:00Random thoughts from nowhere to nowhere. (Consider it my application to work at The Onion.)bwmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15622426268008416209noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3410360521664607338.post-24022723487265752032007-11-20T12:10:00.000-08:002008-12-10T14:48:56.851-08:00

Paris, France11.20.2007Tuesday morning, in a reactionary move prompted by the rail worker strikes earlier this week, thousands of French Civil Servants, from teachers to weather servicemen, went on strike demanding greater access to road flares for their future strikes.“If we allow the rail workers to use up the supply or road flares in their current strike, how will we be able to get the

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Garland TXThis quiet suburb of Dallas has been plagued in the last few months by widespread vandalism with everything from neighborhood fences, mailboxes, local businesses and even a turtle in a local pond have fallen victim to the various gangs in the area attempting to claim their turf. After the turtle incident, local Sherriff Danny Thompson decided enough was enough."I was coming off a long

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(It was merely a fig newton of your imagination.)

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Beaumont, TXA recent study from Environmental Science Department at Lamar University in east Texas has reached an inescapable conclusion, the higher temperatures occurring across the planet, from Washington DC to Bangaldesh, Inda, are a direct result of Global Warming. This three year study was the brainchild of department head Dr. Chris Knauth, who has dedicated his research to solving this

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AP News: Miami, FL“It is going down next week in the Toilet Bowl” says proud loser Ronnie Brown, running back for the Whompus Cats. “I have really focused this year on my inconsistency. It’s been really tough, but I think I’m about as consistently inconsistent as you could get from a high draft pick. What really helped was when I started checking the Whompus Cat lineup Sunday mornings to see if I

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Houston TX - Jeff Shulse knows why former Longhorn quarterback Vince Young has been so successful over the last few years, and its more than just his freakish athletic talent. “After Vince’s first year at UT, Idecided to order an XL #10 Vince Young jersey, burnt orange of course, from the UT Online Store. The first time I put that on that jersey, Vince spotted Oklahoma State 30+ points before

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